It took about 2 seconds before the most foul and awful smell hit us and she actually gagged and pulled away. I was about to put my hands on her hips when I let one rip and I mean the most disgusting, but silent fart anyone in the history of mankind ever let out. So, then we decided to leave the party and I walked her home. I actually wanted to get laid, but I was so fucking drunk I hardly could sit straight. She cried a lot and I reassured her that I would come back to her place after the party.
We talked for hours about our relationship and she let it slip that she still had feelings for me and wanted to reconcile. When I was back home a few weeks later, I went to a friend's party and she was there, too. We were long distance, so we did not see each other anymore. Back then, we still were in the same group of friends, so I knew that she still had feelings for me after the break-up. Yes ok, it as not ONLY my fault, she was also at fault, but MOSTLY, my behaviour was the reason we broke up. My ex and I broke up 4 years ago, because I behaved like a total dick most of the time.
